Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Postby Hack » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:23 pm

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Postby squatch » Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:06 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Postby wmorrisiii » Mon Dec 15, 2014 9:08 pm

Had to bump this up, just because it's still funny every time I read it.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Postby Carl747 » Fri Oct 21, 2016 3:19 pm

Two more:
A gun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is
A gun won't complain if you are a "little fast on the trigger."
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Postby N law » Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:52 pm

I had that t-shirt!
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Postby Ekholm1997 » Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:01 pm

Laughed outloud when I read that!
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