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For two decades, strangers have exclaimed in passing... "Hey, ZZTopp!!"

For the past two years, increasingly, they have exclaimed... "Hey Santa!!"

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All the good looking women are the same age as your youngest grown daughter.
 

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johnnie59 said:
All the good looking women are the same age as your grown daughter.
That must suck.
 

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johnnie59 said:
All the good looking women are the same age as your youngest grown daughter.
Makes me glad I dont have kids LOL.

Dont want to be the "creepy old guy" though.

For two decades, strangers have exclaimed in passing... "Hey, ZZTopp!!"

For the past two years, increasingly, they have exclaimed... "Hey Santa!!"
Had one girl bust out laughing at Fatburger once when I was wearing a Rob Zombie t-shirt. She said it was because I look exactly like my shirt LOL.
 

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Selador AKA Tat said:
For two decades, strangers have exclaimed in passing... "Hey, ZZTopp!!"

For the past two years, increasingly, they have exclaimed... "Hey Santa!!"

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Just say "Yeah and I've got a present for ya"... (insert present here) :twisted:
 

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You know you are getting older when..................

One of your school days sweethearts is now a GRANDMOTHER!
 

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COYOTE102076 said:
You know you are getting older when..................

One of your school days sweethearts is now a GRANDMOTHER!
I'm a grandfather several times over, now.

Boy did that first one make me feel old.

Now, it's not me that's getting older, just everyone else. LOL

You know yer getting older when a good satisfying pee is as good as sex used to be.
 

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People your own age start to call you sir and you're not in the military......

You are looked at as older than coworkers who are at least 5 years older than you.

Young 20 something girls with daddy issues start becoming uncomfortably friendly. :? 8)
 

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You know your getting older when your youngest kid calls to say she is having another baby.

Anybody watch the TV show Bones? That ZZ Top guy plays one of the female character's father and the crazy stuff he puts her boyfriend (now husband) through is hilarious! Every now and then he shows up in one of the rods he owns...
 

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Trooper King said:
Selador AKA Tat said:
For two decades, strangers have exclaimed in passing... "Hey, ZZTopp!!"

Are you sure I seen you in this video here :p
Dusty is the one that I am most often called out for, not Gibbons.
 

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You guys are f*cking scaring me. At ripe age 45, my wife and I are going to have our first kid. I wonder how the child is going to treat us. He/she will probably be asking us: "grannies, where are my parents ?"
 

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Selador AKA Tat said:
Trooper King said:
Selador AKA Tat said:
For two decades, strangers have exclaimed in passing... "Hey, ZZTopp!!"

Are you sure I seen you in this video here :p
Dusty is the one that I am most often called out for, not Gibbons.
it wooden t be bad being zz Topp inpersonater in Hollywood just look the part people wood pay money to take a pic of you and ill get 20% what you get not bad huh :wink: :lol:
 

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When you get old, never trust a fart.
 

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Mediamonkey11 said:
When you get old, never trust a fart.
:lol: :pottytrain4: :pottytrain5:
 

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Cronk said:
Young 20 something girls with daddy issues start becoming uncomfortably friendly. :? 8)
Hmmm. I'd say it's when it gets "uncomfortable" is when you really are old. :)
 

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You know you're getting old when a 12 year old kids looks at the old rotary dial phone you have laying around and has to ask what it is and how you use it.
 

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You know you're getting old when a 12 year old kids looks at the old rotary dial phone you have laying around and has to ask what it is and how you use it.
Honest to God true story: My 19 year old cousin picked up the rotary phone still working down at the tool shed, stuck his fingers in & out of the holes, looked over at my uncle and said "Dad, something's wrong with this old phone, I cant get it to dial out!"

Absolutly 100% true! :roll: :lol:

BTW: You can see the very tool shed just back behind the tractor in my avatar.
 
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