for all of you that have wondered about my "suffering amongst the french in quebec" title, here is a copy of the recent conversation i had about ten times over and over as i called around to different junk yards looking for a set of coil springs from a Trooper in and around Montreal:
"Bonjour!"
"hi, i'm looking for some rear coil springs for an Isuzu Trooper"
"hah?"
"umm...yes, rear coil springs"
"aiy?"
"rear coil springs for an isuzu trooper"
"oil?"
"no, coil springs"
"ah, coil?"
"yes"
"what your car is?"
"Isuzu trooper"
"Suzuki?"
"no"
"tracker?"
"no, Isuzu trooper"
"tracker is GM, not Suzuki"
"no, Isuzu"
"no, is Gm"
"no, isuzu trooper"
"suzuki?"
"isuzu"
"subaru?"
"isuzu trooper"
"isuzu?"
"yes! Isuzu!"
"isuzu tracker?
"no, isuzu trooper!"
"is minivan?"
"no, is not minivan, is SUV"
"Aiy?"
"I-SU-ZU-TROO-PER"
"Isuzu Trooper?"
"YES!!!" Rear coil springs for Isuzu Trooper!
"springs you need?"
"yes!"
"Ummm....we no have."
click.
...and that is why i am suffering among the french in quebec...
"Bonjour!"
"hi, i'm looking for some rear coil springs for an Isuzu Trooper"
"hah?"
"umm...yes, rear coil springs"
"aiy?"
"rear coil springs for an isuzu trooper"
"oil?"
"no, coil springs"
"ah, coil?"
"yes"
"what your car is?"
"Isuzu trooper"
"Suzuki?"
"no"
"tracker?"
"no, Isuzu trooper"
"tracker is GM, not Suzuki"
"no, Isuzu"
"no, is Gm"
"no, isuzu trooper"
"suzuki?"
"isuzu"
"subaru?"
"isuzu trooper"
"isuzu?"
"yes! Isuzu!"
"isuzu tracker?
"no, isuzu trooper!"
"is minivan?"
"no, is not minivan, is SUV"
"Aiy?"
"I-SU-ZU-TROO-PER"
"Isuzu Trooper?"
"YES!!!" Rear coil springs for Isuzu Trooper!
"springs you need?"
"yes!"
"Ummm....we no have."
click.
...and that is why i am suffering among the french in quebec...