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surrealist said:
It's time for an earthquake to shallow it up. Now, more than ever.
Terminator for Gov!

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FISH for GOV!!!!!!!

Abe's da man!

Hey, if it wasn't for Cali, what would the rest of us do for amusement? :lol:

 

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Not to be outdone by all the *******, hillbilly, & Texan jokes...

You know you're in California when......

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.

You make over $300,000 per year and still can't afford a house.

Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.

You can't remember...is pot illegal?

You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

You can't remember...is pot illegal?

A really great parking space can TOTALLY move you to tears.

A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotch less chaps and you don't even notice.

The guy in Starbucks at 8:30am wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S &M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

You can't remember...is pot illegal?

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a "STORM WATCH" report on every news station:

You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Lanks himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.

You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????

Both you AND your dog have therapists.
 

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A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
So, I'm watching Fox and Friends yesterday morning, and yes, a low-speed chase in LA that went on for over three hours interrupted programming for the last 30 minutes of the show.......they even got Daryl Gates on to provide commentary :roll:

What a joke.......but he did make a good statement at the last, these media sharks don't bother with any followup on the perps to let everyone know what the outcome of their trials are to show that there are indeed consequences.

HEY!

A new reality show................

CONVICTED CHASE PERPS - WHERE R THEY NOW? :roll:

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Heeeyyy!! Enough with the California jokes!! I live in Texas now, but I used to live in the great state of California! All I want to know is.....when did they make pot legal? Sorry guys, I'm on the next bus. :p
 

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A guy at work had the best idea. Split the state into Northern California and Southern California. Then we can just boot Southern California from the Union. :lol: That would at least be a temporary fix until an earthquake causes it to break off from the mainland.

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Well,

Who'd a thunk,

Ahhhhnold would actually make it to the governership?

I can just see it now, the parallels to Ronald Reagan.

If Ahhhhnold actually does what he professes to do for (or is that too?) California,

Just wait,

it'll then be:

President Schwarzenegger..............with a Hummer :lol:

I heard that Mary Carey, the porn actress, actually received over 9,000 votes............. :shock:

And on TechTV there was a segment discussing 'thongs' with 'campaign slogans' from Georgy Russell and Gary Coleman (and possibly others) at CafePress (or whatever that place is that carries all the promotional goods)....... :roll:


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O' Lord, why is there no hope for the human race? :roll:

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Actually Arnold S. will never be the President Of The United States, he was not born in U.S. Only a change to our present system of law would allow that and I doubt it will ever happen in our lifetime. However he is no dumb guy and a very smart businessman. I wish him all the luck in the world, he will need it!

Tim

Former CA resident
 

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Tim said:
Actually Arnold S. will never be the President Of The United States, he was not born in U.S. Only a change to our present system of law would allow that and I doubt it will ever happen in our lifetime. However he is no dumb guy and a very smart businessman. I wish him all the luck in the world, he will need it!

Tim

Former CA resident
As it happens they are already looking into changing the constitution again just to allow for this. Sorry. Maybe one day I will be able to be president too huh?

Cris
 

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Is it just me, or is michael jackson looking more and more like a chimpanzee??? :shock:
 
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