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My mom acts like the devil. Judgement day is on her birthday. Coincidence? I think not.
Saturday #may21 weather forecast: "Doomy with a chance of rapture"
Someone just called up our dealership and asked if we were having a Judgement Day Sale this weekend.
Who wants to have a rapture party this Saturday? I'll make clam dip...
Rapture party - your house - bring beer
Remember everyone, it's gauche to wear white before Judgement Day
Apparently Saturday is the #Rapture, and the end of the world as we know it. Will likely also be the day I finally hit #Powerball
As a coder, I don't envy the theologian who had to calculate this Saturday as the end of the world. Time zones, Julian/Gregorian calendars?
What's everyone doing for "Judgement Day"? Any rapture parties I should attend? Will Santa Claus be there too?
And I was gonna rotate the tires this weekend. That's all shot to hell now.
My good suit's out to the cleaners - now this!
Criminy! My divorce is final on Monday too! Rats! Now I gotta stay married to her for eternity.
Hey! I just reenlisted in the Marines. There goes my shipping-over bonus. Hope I get to keep my rifle though
Why didn't someone tell me? I never read the papers!
Wait a minute - I'm getting a big income tax refund next week. [email protected]
Japan gets earthquakes and Godzilla - we get preachers. Isn't fair.
Saturday #may21 weather forecast: "Doomy with a chance of rapture"
Someone just called up our dealership and asked if we were having a Judgement Day Sale this weekend.
Who wants to have a rapture party this Saturday? I'll make clam dip...
Rapture party - your house - bring beer
Remember everyone, it's gauche to wear white before Judgement Day
Apparently Saturday is the #Rapture, and the end of the world as we know it. Will likely also be the day I finally hit #Powerball
As a coder, I don't envy the theologian who had to calculate this Saturday as the end of the world. Time zones, Julian/Gregorian calendars?
What's everyone doing for "Judgement Day"? Any rapture parties I should attend? Will Santa Claus be there too?
And I was gonna rotate the tires this weekend. That's all shot to hell now.
My good suit's out to the cleaners - now this!
Criminy! My divorce is final on Monday too! Rats! Now I gotta stay married to her for eternity.
Hey! I just reenlisted in the Marines. There goes my shipping-over bonus. Hope I get to keep my rifle though
Why didn't someone tell me? I never read the papers!
Wait a minute - I'm getting a big income tax refund next week. [email protected]
Japan gets earthquakes and Godzilla - we get preachers. Isn't fair.