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<Bloodninja> I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.

<Sarah19fca> mmmm, okay.

<Bloodninja> I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.

<Sarah19fca> Yeah I like it rough.

<Bloodninja> I smack you thick booty.

<Sarah19fca> Oh yeah, that feels good.

<Bloodninja> Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.

<Bloodninja> I make some toast and eat it off your ***. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.

<Sarah19fca> you like that?

<Bloodninja> I peel some bananas.

<Sarah19fca> Oh, what are you gonna do with those?

<Bloodninja> get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.

<Sarah19fca> Peanuts?

<Bloodninja> Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.

<Sarah19fca> What are you talking about?

<Bloodninja> I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.

<Sarah19fca> This is stupid.

<Bloodninja> Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.

<Bloodninja> Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?

<Bloodninja> Yeeaahhhh.

<Sarah19fca> /ignore

<Bloodninja> Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.

<Bloodninja> We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

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ha ha
 

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You know that look that Spook always gave when something perplexed him? Some people have far too much free time.
 

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Hmmm, not really sure what just happened.
 

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Ummm.. :scratch:
 

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Haha bloodninja is classic. Here's another good one...

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?
 

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That stuff is just plain funny. I don't care WHO you are.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Especially if you consider the fact that <Sarah19fca>, and <BritneySpears14> are probably some 35 year old fat guy sitting in his parent's basement...

:lol:
 

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:toothy8: :toothy8: :toothy8:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

bloodninja is probably someone's TRS-80 model 1 computer that they connected to the internet.

The instruction manual for it's "Level II basic" came with a sample program that simulates "free-verse poetry".

It would take only two more lines of code to take the previous line as input and build a "poem"/response from that... just make sure you have the uber-rare "16k upgrade module" for the computer before you attempt this.
 

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DogMeat said:
:toothy8: :toothy8: :toothy8:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

bloodninja is probably someone's TRS-80 model 1 computer that they connected to the internet.

The instruction manual for it's "Level II basic" came with a sample program that simulates "free-verse poetry".

It would take only two more lines of code to take the previous line as input and build a "poem"/response from that... just make sure you have the uber-rare "16k upgrade module" for the computer before you attempt this.
Haha, what? :lol: It's just somebody trolling.
 

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It just needs a new flux capacitor and you're golden.
 
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