Funny Trooper CL ad

Found this ad. Gave me a god chuckle.
http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/2823636732.html

Isuzu Trooper 4x4 may trade - $1900 (Cvg/Cincinnati)

Date: 2012-01-29, 12:10AM EST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

1996 Isuzu Trooper
High miles 222K runs great the 3.2 V6 is a tank . Will run you long time baby! but low mpg 16/20 (Just drove to and from Gatlinburg, TN)
Automatic. Transmission rebuilt in 2010
Interior is great/ headliner has some scratches. Tow package, heated mirrors cruise control, power everything, ac/heat work great.
Body is in great shape no rust on it.

Good
New in last few months
Brakes and rotors serviced
Alternator
Windshield
Clean Ohio title notarized with my name

Bad: It will not do 0-60 in 3.5sec nor a 11sec 1/4 mile, but it will tow a house.
I want a truck may trade for s10, ranger, Toyota 2wd preferred. $1900 price is super fair I don't feel like haggling it's a used 4x4 SUV not a showroom Ferrari. Please it's nothing special but it's 4x4 and will get from A to B (even if B is in Alaska) even in lots of mud or snow. Don't ask if I'll take 1/2 or a used pony, slingshot and 2 xbox games.

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