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So I was in the VAOPC for my check up and I asked my physician, can you let me try some of that Viagra?
VA Doc tells me w/ all my conditions and meds it might be risky, but Doc agreed to give me a prescription to try it out if I promise to come back in a week and report in so they can check for side effects. So I get the blue pills along with the rest of my meds.
Next week I report back in and Doc asks me how everything worked.
I replied it wasn't worth a damn.
Doc is visibly startled and asks me to tell what happened.
So I said I said I got the script filled, took the bottle home, and was excited to try the stuff out. First I used my right hand, no luck. Next I used my left hand, no luck. So I used both hands, no luck. My wife came in and she tried with her right hand, no luck. She tried her left hand, still no luck. She tried both hands, still no luck. So we put it between her legs, no luck. So I called over to my neighborlady and she said she would try to help. She came right over and put it between her legs, no luck.
The VA doc yelled at me, you had sex with your neighbor? I said no, none of us could get that damn child proof stopper off of the bottle.
 

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